Toyota RunX Rsi Lotus edition R220 000, thats Two hundred and twenty thousand rand.Not Neg.Also willing to swap for C63AMGwith reasonable mileage.Car was fully imported from Australia.Engine serviced by Boencha.Contucci suspension.Micro partice filtration fuel injection.Ettonoich steering control.Contronaught undercar drag reduction.True 157kw, 0–100 in 6,8 second dead.Tops out at end of clock.Car stock standard from Lotus factory. Looks liek standard Rsi, but will give M3 a hellava fright.Very hard to part with,no joy riders or people that have no knowledge on this edition please. Rather research before you call.Only serious EMAILS will be given further details.
Captain, we’ve detected large amounts of fail in this sector.
I don’t know, I’m rather intimidated by this rare beast. How about you?
106 Kws of pure kitchen appliance POWAH!
This thing must be SUPER rare! To ensure it doesn’t attract the ‘wrong’ type of attention, he’s purposefully only shown us the really crappy-quality photos of it, and no shots of the mega-exclusive Lotus badges.
Thanks to the “Contranaught” drag thinymajig, I bet that things pulls smoother than Ol’ Blue Eyes on an ice-rink wearing a satin mankini.
I was a bit worried about my neighbour beating me, but his ricer M-fwee does 0–100 km/h in 6.832, not “dead”, so you know I can whip him some and have plenty left over to charf the dollies with.
We can even be kewl like Ice, sporting big flames ‘n wild zorst-muzak right at the end of the clock. Chicks dig that.
With all of those lekker goodies under there, Pimped ain’t gonna know what to do when I send the photos in to ‘em.
I “liek” it a lot, but I can’t find nuffin on da Google about this dope ride, yo!
Be kewl man, be kewl, I’m just gathering up my “Two hundred and twenty thousand rand.”
If you’re trying to play coy and sly with your antique-selling by marketing an item as never having been removed from its original packaging, disturbing the original packaging to remove it for a photo is pretty much putting that claim to bed, wouldn’t you say?
Look here! The Virgin Mary is on offer today, untouched, pure and chaste. Let me hold open these here flaps in order to show you.
Privacy is just one of many reasons why it’s awesome.
That li’l excerpt is from Don’TrackUs, a promo’ site for the DuckDuckGo search engine. If you weren’t aware of how these things work and thought that Googling and ‘Liking’ all and sundry was good fun, I hope your eyes are a little wider now?
At what stage does ‘Don’t be evil’ become being evil? I wonder…
DDG has a fantastic approach to ‘clean’ search with an easy-to-read and detailed explanation of what’s on offer, why you need it and what it’s protecting you from.
Staying mostly anonymous requires a holistic approach though, so be sure to check out the neat-o Firefox add-ons on the DNT site and think before you click.
Motor vehicle manufacturers often present us with the biggest load of bollocks, hoping we’ll spend our overly-taxed earnings on what is usually cr*p of the highest order.
We’re shown images of empty roads, smiling drivers and of laughing kids in the back. We’re bombarded with stats on how their cars go a million miles an hour, save the endangered purple-dotted green-slashed micro giant fruit-eating wombat of Tjakibollybogstan due to better fuel economy and how easily we can afford to enjoy all of this — moreso than the last one, which was updated six months ago but is now old.
Over the years we’ve seen cars thrown out of planes, driven to the arctic, driven around the world, submerged in water and so on and so forth.
Every so often though, they come up with an idea that, while truly Mind-boggling, succeeds — even twenty-five-plus years on — in getting you to talk about the product, have fun with the product and perhaps — they hope — buy the product on the wave of non-sensical fun you’re enjoying as a result.
In 1985 ISUZU released Dancing In Paris, a three-and-a-half minute extravaganza of co-ordinated stunt driving in Paris, France.
It does nothing to show off the Gemini in practical terms and it certainly never reached my side of the world, but in 2011, thanks to the Internet, I got to see, enjoy and love the ad’.
Would I have bought a Gemini as a result? It’s hard to say, with hindsight, but the ad’ is twenty-six years old and I — and other local motoring enthusiasts — are still talking about it. Now that’s impact.
A court in Taiwan this week ruled against a female food-blogger who said a local restaurant’s beef noodles “were too salty,” and that she’d seen cockroaches scurrying around in the restaurant. She gets 30 days in detention, two years of probation, and must pay 200,000 Taiwanese dollars (about $7KUS dollars) in compensation to the restaurant. The court didn’t argue she was lying about the bugs, but ruled that “Ms. Liu should not have criticized all the restaurant’s food as too salty because she only had one dish on her single visit.”
After visiting a Taichung beef noodle restaurant in July 2008, where she had dried noodles and side dishes, Liu wrote that the restaurant served food that was too salty, the place was unsanitary because there were cockroaches and that the owner was a “bully” because he let customers park their cars haphazardly, leading to traffic jams.
The restaurant owner, who sounds like a total dick (I can say this because I’m not in Taiwan!), said “he hoped the case would teach her a lesson.”
Huang Cheng-lee (黃呈利), a lawyer in Taichung, said that bloggers who post food reviews should remember to be truthful in their commentary and supplement their comments with photographs to protect themselves.
We’re long past April 1st. This crazy story is true — as sad as that is.
Just think of the ludicrous precedent this situation sets…as an example:
“Sir, I find your body odour to be quite repugnant.” “Be gone, foul fellow. Your ill-deserved smatterings of repugnancy disrespect all that I stand for. I demand reperations equivalent to one Guinea for your forked tongue.”
Mr. Stinky would be in line for a credit despite his odorous physicality.
China has long been infamous for its anti-free speech and Internet usage policies, but surely, criminalising the overuse of salt on one’s noodle of choice is far too far.
China’s teeter-totter between Capitalism, Socialism and Communism is perhaps leaning a little too far in the regressive?
Captain, we’ve detected large amounts of fail in this sector.
In line with the ‘Packaging’ post, here is another wonder…
