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Ride Your Bike, Like A Superhero

So you’ve been invited to accom­pany a new group of Break­fast Run riders this week­end, and you want to impress them?

You’ve got your knee-sliders worn just right, your bike is scream­ing with the new car­bon pipe and your wheel­ies are the best your nieces and neph­ews have ever seen, but you’re still wor­ried that you might not impress that rad’ cherry on her gold-plated boney?

Fear not, for the solu­tion is here, cour­teousy of UD Rep­licas, nov­elty leathers!

Star Wars / Stormtrooper

Bat­man Begins

X-Men United / Wolverine

DISCLAIMER: You may look, feel and be inclined to act like a com­plete jack­ass when dressed like the unfor­tu­nate model above. Any mon­ies paid in order to look like the model above is highly will not be refun­ded as you will have learnt your les­son, we all hope.

DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER: For the anal-retentives among us, the above dis­claimer is a fic­tional com­pos­i­tion, designed to impart wit. It bears no rela­tion to any­thing real. Chill.