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36 year old virgin with 14 kids

We weren’t the only ones sim­ul­tan­eously grossed out by and fas­cin­ated with human DNA fact­ory Trent Arsenault—the pro­lific DIY sperm donor who hap­pens to be a pro­lific ama­teur porn star. He’s going to be on Ander­son Cooper’s day­time talk show tomor­row, where he’ll admit to being a 36-year-old vir­gin with more than a dozen kids.

In this pre­view clip, Arsenault, who’s been under fire from the FDA to shut down his one-man sperm bank, reit­er­ates that he’s a “donorsexual”—that is, all his sexual energy is devoted to donat­ing sperm (and pop­u­lat­ing his Xtube site with videos of him­self mas­turb­at­ing into a cup). “I don’t have other activ­ity out­side of that,” he said. “I will prob­ably be the 40 year-old vir­gin but I will have 15-plus kids.” Don’t you love science?

ABC is really milk­ing (ahem) this Trent Arsenault thing. Last week they pub­lished his spe­cial blue­berry “fer­til­ity smoothie” recipe in honor of a 20/20 appear­ance. Maybe next week they’ll give him a cook­ing show.

Here is the recipe:

Fer­til­ity Smoothie

Blue­ber­ries, organic (4.4 oz)
Banana, organic (1 medium-size, peeled)
Pine­apple, fresh (one-tenth of a pine­apple)
Cher­ries, frozen or fresh (5 medium-size)
Flax seed, organic, ground in cof­fee grinder (2 tbsp) or flax oil, organic (1 tsp)
Almond milk, organic (3/4 cup)
Cow milk, raw, organic, whole or skim (3/4 cup) or skim
Cocoa powder, raw, organic (1/2 tbsp)
Honey, raw, local, organic, and/or Manuka honey, organic (1/2 tsp total)
Lemon juice, organic (1 medium-size lemon, squeezed)
Vanilla bean powder, raw, organic (1/4 tsp)
Kiwi, peeled, organic (1 medium-size)
Cin­na­mon, raw, organic, ground (pinch)

Instruc­tions: Blend for about 20 seconds in a reg­u­lar blender. Fruits can be sub­sti­tuted when in sea­son or loc­ally avail­able , such as blue­ber­ries with rasp­ber­ries, straw­ber­ries, black­ber­ries, etc. Drink twice daily: once in the morn­ing, before exer­cise, and once in the even­ing. Eat one hour before donat­ing sperm to provide hydra­tion and fructose for sem­inal fluid.

A near-forty vir­ginal Ginger wanker, just what the doc­tor ordered for the sur­vival of the human race, eh?

Look Ma, hands!

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Watch a video inter­view on Gawker.com, here.

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